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Here is a full list of quotes of The Chief in gameplay. This page has over 180 quotes!

Full list of Gameplay QuotesEdit

  • "Nope, you can't boost on empty."
  • "Gotta grab some pods before you can shoot!"
  • "Cute trick. Now get back to the race."
  • "Ohhhh, the pain."
  • "Quit clowning around out there. Wrong way."
  • "Careful kid. You don't wanna scratch your precious paint job."
  • "That'll give em something to think about."
  • "Tag em, bag em, and leave em in the dust."
  • "You gotta pick em before you can flick em, kid."
  • "Fill it up or don't boost. It's that simple."
  • "Come on, paint bucket. Get your skates on."
  • "Oh great."
  • "Way to land on your feet. Uh, wheels...Whatever!"
  • "Get back to work and return the favor."
  • "You gotta fill it up before you can use it."
  • "You gotta pick an item pod first. Or two. Or three!"
  • "Guess no one told ya, 'Accidents aren't good for the kart.'"
  • "Keep driving like that and I might start calling you Flash, paint bucket."
  • "Nothing in the Boom Box means nothing to shoot."
  • "The boost fairy ain't gonna solve your problems. You gotta fill up."
  • "Just brought a tear in my eye. That was beautiful."
  • "You know, the more parts you lose, the more I have to replace."
  • "Now that you're done practicing. How about we race this last lap for real."
  • "That's the spirit, kid. Eye of the kitty!"
  • "Uhhh!"
  • "If you wanna boost pass these guys, you gotta fill up first."
  • "See if you can find an item pod."
  • "Awww sheesh!"
  • "Ohhhh, drafting now. Am I supposed to be impressed? Okay, maybe I am...but just a little."
  • "Ahhh. Spoke too soon."
  • "Your boost is there for a reason, Sprinkles. Use it!"
  • "The cupboard is bare, Sparkles. You gotta stock up first."
  • "Ahhhhh."
  • "Try to boost all you want. Will do you no-good on empty."
  • "Ow! That brings back bad memories."
  • "First you break their karts, then you break their spirits."
  • "Dang it! Go get em!"
  • "Last lap. Step it up. A kid on a bike just passed ya."
  • "Nice orbit. Now get back to a race!"
  • "How many fingers am I holding up?"
  • "Great draft. You renewed my faith in humanity."
  • "Um... this ain't the track studio kid, you don't get to make up your own course."
  • "Ain't nothing in the Boom Box, kid!"
  • "Maybe I'll go watch some paint dry at your Mom's shop. It'll be more exciting than this race."
  • "You might wanna try using Gears 2 to 6."
  • "Uhhh, why'd I open my mouth?"
  • "That has to sting. That stung, right?"
  • "Paint my toenails green and call me a leprechaun. That was great."
  • "Enough dawdling. Use that boost."
  • "That guy is gonna be gunning for ya for later on."
  • "Not firing is not a good choice of tactics."
  • "Your boost is good to go. Which is more than I have to say for an eye sore of an outfit you're sporting."
  • "Okay, for this last lap, why don't we try doing some racing."
  • "Third place! Keep those racers behind you!"
  • "Dang, I bet you can't do that again."
  • "Dang. That's gonna take all-night to repair."
  • The scenic route sure is nice, but you might go a little faster if you stay on the track!"
  • "Okay, last lap, new plan. Don't be as bad as you are right now."
  • "He'll think twice next time."
  • "Nice draft. Keep it up. Keep it up."
  • "I've seen three-toed sloths move faster."
  • "Listen to your elders on this one, rainbow cheeks. Use those weapons."
  • "You're improving on me, Sparkplug!"
  • "You put the me in mediocre... Last lap."
  • "Butter my bisket, call me a dinner... Dang!"
  • "Physics says you can't pass through solid objects, kid."
  • "Awww man, I'm gonna have to fix that!"
  • "You looking for the scenic route? Move it!"
  • "It would have to go faster if you stay on the track!"
  • "Hey! Watch the paint job!
  • Ya killing me, you know that? Stay...on...the...track."
  • "Is it naptime? Turn around!"
  • "Hey, paint for brains. Fill er up first."
  • "Awww not the kart! Not the kart!!"
  • "I say that's awesome...if I was thirty years younger."
  • "First place! I knew I could do it! Best has-been crew chief that ever lived!"
  • "Ouch! What do you think that was made of?"
  • "I can't tell you're coming or going. Which is it?"
  • "You can't do that fruit punch, you're on empty."
  • "You worried about getting a speeding ticket? Pick it up!
  • "Don't let a little bump like that shake you up!
  • "Never knew you had it in you. Good job!
  • "While you're off course, have a look around and see if you can find my pride!"
  • "Dang! I am a great teacher."
  • "Stop wreckin, sunshine."
  • "I haven't seen a worst performance since that polka concert. One lap left to change it."
  • "Well, it comes to wreckin, you're the champ, alright."
  • "You must be listening to me, 'cause you're doing everything right."
  • "You're tougher than a two-buck steak."
  • "Ahhh, don't do that!"
  • "Yep, I didn't like that racer none either."
  • "Can't boost yet, newbie."
  • "You sure slipped in this stream... I gotta work on my jokes."
  • "Ouch! Glad that was you and not me."
  • "Holy moly! That drift was...okay."
  • "One lap left. Consider the other ones a warm-up, This is the real deal!"
  • "Let's finish this, Sparkplug. Use that boost."
  • "You get a substitute driver? Heh! You're driving like a champ."
  • "You're turning heads today, Tag."
  • "One lap left. It's yours to lose kid, and mine to make you regret it if you do!"
  • "Maybe I didn't explain the concept of racing to ya. You've supposed to win...and I don't mean your heart."
  • "No, no, you're doing it all wrong."
  • "That looked as easy as a sliding off a greasy log."
  • "Where did you get that kart, a toy store? Floor it!"
  • "No can do, butterfly. No fill up, no boost."
  • "Fancy spin...but the track's ahead of ya."
  • "Last lap. If you touch the brakes, I'm gonna rip em' off when you pull into the pit!"
  • "Ow, I felt that here in the pit."
  • "Let me know when you're done goofing off."
  • "A double-spin? Oh, now you're just showing off."
  • "You do realise that kart can go faster than 15, right? Come on, one lap left!"
  • "Hahaha! Yes!"
  • "Last lap. Suppose this one can't be any worse than a rest."
  • "What, too busy tagging to learn how to drive?"
  • "Nice drafting. Good to know you got some talent."
  • "Look who brought their aid game!"
  • "Passing them is easy, keeping them back there is hard."
  • "Don't stop stunting it kid; the more spins the better. Well except after a hot fudge sundae."
  • "Ooooohhh!!!"
  • "Way to get back in the saddle, kid."
  • "They do the same to you! Keep it up!"
  • "Mmmm-no!!!"
  • "Missiles? Who ordered the missiles?"
  • "One lap left. You're in striking distance, champ!"
  • "One more lap to close the gap!"
  • "Zzzzzz..... Huh, what the? Mmm...Sorry, dozed off after a second."
  • "What are you doing? Window-shopping? Move! Now!"
  • "This ain't a breakdance contest. Focus!"
  • "Are you gonna let them get away for that?"
  • "That what you call drafting? Cause I sure as I do."
  • "Ouch!"
  • "I'm almost excited enough to smile... almost..."
  • "Get pretty fancy with the driftin' there, Cupcake."
  • "That was one nasty wreck."
  • "Oooh! You're gonna give me a heart attack!"
  • "Try for three spins next time."
  • "Did you stop or takeout? Get moving!"
  • "What a shot"
  • "Today's lesson: When racing, don't let people pass you."
  • "Next time you that close, try giving them a wedgie."
  • "Grind it off, kid! Grind it off!"
  • "Didn't know you have it in you to draft like that. Well, it's early. You might still mess it up."
  • "I'm surprised you're still conscious. You're conscious, right?"
  • "Order line Illegial. I like it!"
  • "What are you, a Russian novel? Move faster!"
  • "No! No! No!"
  • "One lap to go. So tell me. Should I even bother watching this one?"
  • "You drive way better than you decorate your kart."
  • "There you go. Smash that tailpipe."
  • "Jeez! Remind me not to take you off, Sparkles."
  • "Okay... now you're going overboard."
  • "Nice driving. I say you remind me as a young me. But you ain't as pretty."
  • "I ain't get sugar-coated...bad!"
  • "One more to go. You got a gas pedal, use it!"
  • "That one is gonna leave a mark."
  • "Yeah, they weren't running for that one!"
  • "You making us both look good out there."
  • "You practiced more on driving or shooting range?"
  • "Don't look back, kid. Eyes on the prize."
  • "Sorry, when you took first place, I passed out. I'm back."
  • "You see that meter on the dashboard? That's the speedometer. The needle should be at Fast!"
  • "Boom-shaka-laka."
  • "That had highlight reel all over it."
  • "Just means your revenge will be even sweeter!"
  • "I might be wrong. But you ain't half-bad, rainbow."
  • "I haven't had this much fun since the 1972 World Roller Derby Championships!"
  • "That's how we do at Flatville. Nice drafting."
  • "Ya ain't out of the race yet. Last lap."
  • "Do what you do, kid. Good work!"
  • "Oooohh!"
  • "That's gonna leave a mark."
  • "This is where you belong. Don't screw it up!"
  • "If you end up in traction, I'm not beating you through a straw!"
  • "I don't think the other racers like you at all."
  • "Last lap. We ain't losin' this one. GO!"
  • "Use that boost or I'll come down there and boost your behind!
  • "You're good to go, rainbow. Boost!"
  • "So, yeah... not how I'd be racing, but to each his own..."
  • "That's a K.O. if I ever saw one."
  • "Last lap. Need I remind you that this is all for the marbles?"
  • "Sorry you have to learn the hard way.
  • "You're delivering a good old-fashioned whooping out there."
  • "Keep it up. One wrong turn and you can go from first to last."
  • "HOLY COW YER IN THE LEAD!"
  • "Huh, looks like im a pretty good teacher. Great drift"
  • "You see that pedal on the floor down there? It's the gas. Use it."
  • "Just cause you're in first doesn't mean you will be later."
  • "Not looking like a rookie anymore, are you?"
  • "You're leading the race? Simply shocking. I'm flabbergasted."
  • "Anyone ever tell you you're a little violent? 'Cause I like it!"
  • "They're gonna feel that one in the morning."
  • "Yeah, they weren't running from that one!"
  • "Not my job to keep you out of trouble, hot shot. Next time, get out of the way."
  • "Keep racing like that and I'll take the training wheels off your kart!"
  • "Keep drifting like that and you might make you a decent racer."
  • "Second place... you playing follow the leader?"
  • "Yeah, yeah, hit the button and let the fun begin!"
  • "We have insurance, right? No?"
  • "You need me to get out there and push?"
  • "Don't worry about it, you'll catch up to him again."
  • "Ba-BOOM! Hahahahaha!!!"
  • "First place, huh? You want a cookie?"
  • "Perfect lap. Just try and do that every time."
  • "Wow! Looks like we might just make a racer out of you yet!"
  • "Almost winning ain't good enough."
  • "Just means your revenge will be even sweeter."
  • "Ouch! Can you still hear me?"
  • "Oh, they finally got around to fixing that switch, eh?"
  • "That'll teach 'em!"
  • "Your boost is full. Time to put that clown-kart to good use."
  • "Second place. you can still win this. Go for first!"
  • "He he he, that's how to do it!"
  • "I'd ask if you were okay but I'm more concerned about the kart right now."
  • "You're making enemies out there real quick. Huh, good work."
  • "Ya pass some, ya wreck some."
  • "Hoooh, last guy I saw drift like that ended up upside-down. Glad to see your head is still pointed up."
  • "I'm scared to talk and jaze it, but nice drivin'!"
  • "Oooohh, sweet destruction."
  • "Go for it, kid!"
  • "Last lap, kid. Play your cards right and you'll be going home a champ."
  • "You got a lot of boost sitting there doing nothing. "
  • "Let's just pretend like this never happened."
  • "Oh no."
  • "Nice!! Hit em' again!
  • "You think a boost just happens? You gotta fill it up!"
  • "Don't get cocky, the race ain't over till I start singing."
  • "I never liked that guy anyway."
  • "Yer doing good, but I don't like good. Step it up."
  • "You win some, you wreck some!"
  • "You forget where the gas pedal is, kid? One more lap."
  • "Holy moly, you got liquid lightning in your fuel tank!?"
  • "Are you gonna let them do that?"
  • "No no no, you're doing it all wrong!"
  • "So you passed a couple of karts. Don't go get them in smug."
  • "Great drift. That'll do, paint, that'll do."
  • "Get ready to sign some autographs."
  • "You could've said excuse me."
  • "That's the way we did it in the old days."
  • "No slip-ups, kid. You're in the lead, so stay there."
  • "Aw sufferin' snakes."
  • "Yeah, show those circuits one of these what real drafting looks like!"
  • "Practice makes perfect. So you got a lot of practice to do."
  • "You wanna win today? One more lap to make your move."
  • "Here's a hint: Avoid the other guy's weapons next time."
  • "Listen up, Sprinkle Toes. It's time to use that boost."
  • "Well that looked...well, not good."
  • "Maybe we should've invited the other drivers over for tea. It would be more interesting than watching you lose."
  • "Well dang, it's like you're playing leap-frog out there."
  • "What? You forget how to drive? Juice the boost!"
  • "Are you kidding me? You call this a race? You might as well gift-wrap the finish line for 'em."
  • "Bottom line: You, are, good."
  • "You got more boost than you know what to do with."
  • "First place! Someone tells second place, and he's not doing so hot!"
  • "Weapons; a racer's best friend."
  • "First place. But you're not the winner till the race is over, kid."
  • "If I was a touchy-feeling type if I might say 'Great Job!'...But I ain't."
  • "A full boost means its time to make track, Sparkles."
  • "You made it through that lap with a clean slate. Incredible."
  • "You're ready to boost, Sunshine. Time to do some real racing."
  • "Oh, well done!"
  • "Laps like that are hard to combine. Solid work!"
  • "You win some and you wreck…well, a lot."
  • "I remember the days when I was in first."
  • "I taught him that! I taught him that!"
  • "Three for the price of one!"
  • "If you win this race, you better give credit where it's due! ME!"
  • "It feels good to be king, don't it, kid?"
  • "Almost there, rainbow cheeks. Boost it up."
  • "One lap left. This is the time to put all the Stops, rainbow cheeks."
  • "Boom goes the dynamite!"
  • "Perfect lap, kart doesn't have a scratch on anything, Unbelievable!"
  • "Great drafting. Now that doesn't mean I'm gonna hug you or anything."
  • "Numero dos! It sounds cooler like that."
  • "Perfect lap. Kart doesn't have a scratch on it. Unbelievable!"
  • "Nope, the silos are empty. Pick up some pods!"
  • "Last lap. Hallelujah."
  • "Ya waiting for the next race? Use that boost!"
  • "Revenge is a best dish served cold...with some missiles!"
  • "Boost is juiced and ready to go."
  • "I coach, you execute. Good work."
  • "Solid lap. Try and do that every time, kid."
  • "Get your head back in the race, Sprinkles."
  • "Even I heard that one go; and my hearing aid was off!"
  • "If you keep in first and win, I won't make funna ya again....for 5 minutes."
  • "Nuh-uh. No boom-boom for you. You gotta pick an item first."
  • "Boost's empty, Slick Shot"
  • "Ding! I'll take boost for 200. That is correct!"
  • "Fur on the catfish. That was slick."
  • "That would have been a good time to use your shield."
  • "Sorry, I was in the snack bar--HOLY CRUD! Yer in first?"
  • "Two spins? How redundant."
  • "I think my grandmother just passed you!"
  • "In the lead, in charge, in control, instoppable. That right?"
  • "Just cause you did a perfectly timed exceptionly executed drift that would make angels weep and lesser men beg for mercy... doesn't mean you can actually race."
  • "NO BOOST FOR YOU!"
  • "A double spin? Oh, now you're just showin' off.
  • "Yeh! Off-roadin! Get back on the track!"
  • "Threee-sixty! Wooo!"
  • "A 720? Impossible! Or not..."
  • "Ouch! You wanted kids, right?"
  • "Pretty good spin. Show-off."
  • The boost needs juice, Cupcake."
  • "Woah! [laughing] Are you okay?"
  • "Butter my biscuit and call me a dinner roll. Dang!"
  • "Took 'em down to Sinkhole Town. Yee-hah!"
  • "Keep your eyes peeled, and make sure you take down that tropical banana."

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